In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
Well yeah...

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Do you really want to test that? I'll own your ass!

Your crush has a crush on me.
Your crush is my boyfriend. Take that!

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
Oh, wait, that's your MOM's report card...wait a second...ah, here's mine. See all the A's?

Hurry up would you?
You *pant* slow *cough* down!

You're so snobbish
No I'm not!

Wanna settle this outside?
*runs away like a little bitch*

You afraid of me?
N-no...*shakes*

He/she loves me more!
Well, I love you more than they do! ha.

You have bad grades.
You must have poor eyesight.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
Then ask me out.

I don't love you.
F*ck!!!

I think I love you already
Aw...I love you too.

Can I copy your answers?
Alright, but you owe me one.

I think I have a crush on your friend
Then ask her out.

Can I sit next to you?
Of course!

Would you like to dance with me?
Would you like to get your feet stepped on?

I think you have a crush on me
*Denies it*

You have a cute smile
*smiles*

Why are you so nice to me?
I'm nice to everyone.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
Yes sir/m'aam

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
Your standards must be really lax...

Go to bed early
To bed, but not to sleep. *Stays up and reads*

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
Okay...*procrastinates, does a half-assed job of it in the last hour or so*

Study hard, ok?
Psh, no need.

When I was your age I only had 1 marka as lunch money
I'll cry for you...

Why can't you be more like him
'Cause he's insane.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
Okay, okay....sheesh.

I tag and

>sigh< My computer recently caught a virus, and I was off for about 3 days. It's all better now, but I thought that I may die from lack of dA. But I recieved a vision (and a stern warning from my father) and realized that I don't need to be on the internet every day all the time. So, I will get on every once in a while, but not as often as I used to.

Thank you! I'll still keep posting and ing

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Today was the last full day of school for this year (we have two half days on Monday and Tuesday for final exams) and at the very end of the day my boyfriend broke up with me. He just said, "How do you think our relationship is doing?" I said, "We could stand to work on things...why, do you want to break up?" And he said "Yes" so I said "Okay then." I feel really weird. I mean, almost 8 months of being boyfriend and girlfriend, the guy I shared my first date AND first kiss with, and I'm not even upset?
It will be akward, seeing as how we have a ton of classes together... >.<

Over 500 page views?! Is this for real? I must draw something epic to celebrate this happy occation...also, what is wrong with you people?! Haha.